Kenyimladarf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring alligator.

Kenyimladarf created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenyimladarf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenyimladarf, he will not invite you to parties.

Kenyimladarf's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kenyimladarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not commit murder.