Fagvinmot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid warg.

Fagvinmot created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagvinmot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fagvinmot, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fagvinmot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fagvinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.