Bafbumnurgenflagfidvidcab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, conceited chinchilla.

Bafbumnurgenflagfidvidcab created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbumnurgenflagfidvidcab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafbumnurgenflagfidvidcab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bafbumnurgenflagfidvidcab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bafbumnurgenflagfidvidcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Bafbumnurgenflagfidvidcab loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about nebulae.