Bellgepveg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome goose.

Bellgepveg created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellgepveg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bellgepveg, he will strike you with lightening.

Bellgepveg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bellgepveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always take life seriously.