Sandbablid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise hedgehog.

Sandbablid created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbablid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandbablid, she will turn you into a plant.

Sandbablid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sandbablid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sandbablid.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.