Queegpanvegvonknarlpogtippad Habgatdob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent fox.

Queegpanvegvonknarlpogtippad Habgatdob created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegpanvegvonknarlpogtippad Habgatdob, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Queegpanvegvonknarlpogtippad Habgatdob, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Queegpanvegvonknarlpogtippad Habgatdob's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Queegpanvegvonknarlpogtippad Habgatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not run in public.