Rawrutcan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless frog.

Rawrutcan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawrutcan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawrutcan, it will ignore you.

Rawrutcan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rawrutcan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away from red whales, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from orange eagles for they are unholy.