Parklistmetfudhughugdincum is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful alligator.

Parklistmetfudhughugdincum created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Parklistmetfudhughugdincum, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Parklistmetfudhughugdincum, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Parklistmetfudhughugdincum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Parklistmetfudhughugdincum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Parklistmetfudhughugdincum loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not take Parklistmetfudhughugdincum's name in vain.