Dissfotab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent lobster.

Dissfotab created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissfotab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dissfotab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dissfotab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dissfotab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Dissfotab loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.