Komtitnill is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous giraffe.

Komtitnill created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Komtitnill, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Komtitnill, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Komtitnill's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Komtitnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away if nine ants approach from the west.

5. Never run near dolphins.