Lim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust wasp.

Lim created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Lim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lim's Holy Commandments

1. Lim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Lim's name in vain.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not commit murder.