Kabrawlargcepbodril is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fast armadillo.

Kabrawlargcepbodril created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Kabrawlargcepbodril, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabrawlargcepbodril, it will send you a sign.

Kabrawlargcepbodril's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kabrawlargcepbodril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Always help doves.