Rowstankad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving salamander.

Rowstankad created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowstankad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowstankad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rowstankad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rowstankad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Do not take Rowstankad's name in vain.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.