Dunnurtfatvogwablengubnab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing fly.

Dunnurtfatvogwablengubnab created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunnurtfatvogwablengubnab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunnurtfatvogwablengubnab, she will curse you with boils.

Dunnurtfatvogwablengubnab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dunnurtfatvogwablengubnab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Dunnurtfatvogwablengubnab on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not bounce in public.