Stipdinfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying salamander.

Stipdinfas created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Stipdinfas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stipdinfas, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stipdinfas' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Stipdinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Erect four platinum sculptures of Stipdinfas on top of important buildings.

5. Stipdinfas loves frogs, so they must be respected.