Fobdunmut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful chinchilla.

Fobdunmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fobdunmut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobdunmut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fobdunmut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fobdunmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Worship no other gods but Fobdunmut.