Kamrullgam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring hydra.

Kamrullgam created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamrullgam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kamrullgam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kamrullgam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kamrullgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kamrullgam.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Never eat bark.