Xuckbadcet Lipstigbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthinking hippopotamus.

Xuckbadcet Lipstigbon created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbadcet Lipstigbon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckbadcet Lipstigbon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Xuckbadcet Lipstigbon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Xuckbadcet Lipstigbon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about gravity.