Mannillteenbod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful swan.

Mannillteenbod created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mannillteenbod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mannillteenbod, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mannillteenbod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mannillteenbod's Holy Commandments

1. Mannillteenbod loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat spinach.