Dagpogwabflow is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish horse.

Dagpogwabflow created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dagpogwabflow, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagpogwabflow, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dagpogwabflow's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dagpogwabflow's Holy Commandments

1. Dagpogwabflow loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Dagpogwabflow.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.