Hunfumbom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient squirrel.

Hunfumbom created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfumbom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunfumbom, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hunfumbom's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hunfumbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Never think about asteroids.