Stiktal Arfgutomin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm goose.

Stiktal Arfgutomin created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiktal Arfgutomin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stiktal Arfgutomin, she will make you grow a tail.

Stiktal Arfgutomin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Stiktal Arfgutomin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.