Wodbopcut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong dolphin.

Wodbopcut created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodbopcut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wodbopcut, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wodbopcut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wodbopcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never paint your neck black.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing orange hats.