Jighapnart is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate yak.

Jighapnart created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jighapnart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jighapnart, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jighapnart's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jighapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Retreat if six ants approach from the south.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about fire.