Yogsaflarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless squirrel.

Yogsaflarn created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogsaflarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogsaflarn, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yogsaflarn's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yogsaflarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never feed spinach to moths while wearing yellow tights.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about gravity.