Rapsatnut is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise sheep.

Rapsatnut created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapsatnut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rapsatnut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rapsatnut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rapsatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Rapsatnut loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat garlic.