Ragcissmab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking wyrm.

Ragcissmab created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcissmab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragcissmab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ragcissmab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ragcissmab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragcissmab.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.