Didzimnurtsispadstikhot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented salamander.

Didzimnurtsispadstikhot created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didzimnurtsispadstikhot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Didzimnurtsispadstikhot, he will turn you into a puffin.

Didzimnurtsispadstikhot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Didzimnurtsispadstikhot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Didzimnurtsispadstikhot six times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Didzimnurtsispadstikhot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if nine swans approach from the north.