Garweghog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful owl.

Garweghog created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garweghog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Garweghog, it will think nothing of it.

Garweghog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Garweghog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Garweghog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt geese.