Xuc is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful beaver.

Xuc created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Xuc, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xuc, he will strike you with lightening.

Xuc's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Xuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of rats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must love Xuc.

5. Always obey Xuc's priests.