Pitlopyart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced giraffe.

Pitlopyart created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Pitlopyart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitlopyart, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Pitlopyart's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pitlopyart's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear brown corsets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.