Gabbidzagbatrutmis is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful zebra.

Gabbidzagbatrutmis created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbidzagbatrutmis, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabbidzagbatrutmis, he will turn you into a frog.

Gabbidzagbatrutmis' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gabbidzagbatrutmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if five mice approach from the west.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.