Vighabgub is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, boastful otter.

Vighabgub created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vighabgub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vighabgub, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vighabgub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vighabgub's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.