Arnbadfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonourable crow.

Arnbadfob created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbadfob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnbadfob, she will cry a lot.

Arnbadfob's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Arnbadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.