Targbamhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, vain wombat.

Targbamhiv created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Targbamhiv, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Targbamhiv, he will turn you into a frog.

Targbamhiv's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Targbamhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Targbamhiv on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Targbamhiv.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Always obey Targbamhiv's priests.