Manwegab Fabguttig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic yak.

Manwegab Fabguttig created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Manwegab Fabguttig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Manwegab Fabguttig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Manwegab Fabguttig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Manwegab Fabguttig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black sharks for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Manwegab Fabguttig's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Manwegab Fabguttig four times a day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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