Beplunlap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing goat.

Beplunlap created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Beplunlap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Beplunlap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Beplunlap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Beplunlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.