Jigcenmum is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous seal.

Jigcenmum created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigcenmum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigcenmum, he will come to you in dreams.

Jigcenmum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jigcenmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.