Vandussmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane jellyfish.

Vandussmit created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vandussmit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vandussmit, it will turn you into a rat.

Vandussmit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vandussmit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Vandussmit on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never feed gooseberries to mites while wearing gray tights.