Bafkipdod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty wyvern.

Bafkipdod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafkipdod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bafkipdod, it will laugh at you.

Bafkipdod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bafkipdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near porpoises.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.