Vadcibsis is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless squirrel.

Vadcibsis created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadcibsis, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadcibsis, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vadcibsis' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vadcibsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Vadcibsis.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about gravity.