Hinflatmis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil gorilla.

Hinflatmis created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinflatmis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hinflatmis, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hinflatmis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hinflatmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Hinflatmis.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. You must never eat carrots.