Miszakbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful mouse.

Miszakbud created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Miszakbud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Miszakbud, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Miszakbud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Miszakbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Never wear cyan shoes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must love Miszakbud.