Podbabbim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast parrot.

Podbabbim created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Podbabbim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Podbabbim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Podbabbim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Podbabbim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Podbabbim nine times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Run away if seven goats approach from the south.