Tonksascar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong camel.

Tonksascar created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonksascar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tonksascar, he will laugh at you.

Tonksascar's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tonksascar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Tonksascar loves foxes, so they must be respected.