Cidbast is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic dryad.

Cidbast created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbast, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidbast, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cidbast's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if eight mites approach from the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.