Gudtenyass is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage fairy.

Gudtenyass created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudtenyass, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gudtenyass, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gudtenyass' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gudtenyass' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not eat turnips.