Dunbindad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, resourceful fox.

Dunbindad created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Dunbindad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dunbindad, he will torture you forever.

Dunbindad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dunbindad's Holy Commandments

1. Dunbindad loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Dunbindad loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.