Stikgadhad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, sapient pig.

Stikgadhad created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgadhad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stikgadhad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Stikgadhad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Stikgadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Never eat green fruit.