Dibkiksas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust capybara.

Dibkiksas created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibkiksas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibkiksas, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dibkiksas' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dibkiksas' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dibkiksas on top of all buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.